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My own girlfriend just blocked me on MSN messenger and to say I am upset about this would be an understatement. She always does this every time I say something she doesn't like or disagrees with. She behaves like a child sometimes and she should feel lucky I haven't broken off our relationship yet. The only reason I am still dating her is because she is exciting in bed and gorgeous in high heels. I hate her personality and how she always tries to tickle me when I am trying to sleep at night. I have wasted so much money on buying her stupid stuff like make-up and shoes just to make her feel special and in return she blocks me from MSN because I had the nerve to make fun of her mothers online business. That's right. Her mother owns an online business called "swingers union". It's pathetic, her whole family are sex crazed maniacs that have sculptures of people having sex with each other on their kitchen table.

Last Christmas her parents bought her a vibrating dildo and I was in complete shock as I celebrated Christmas with them last year. There I was buying her normal presents like perfume and clothes while her moronic parents are giving their 19 year old daughter dildos. Wouldn't surprise me if my girlfriend is actually member of that stupid swingers union website that her unemployed mother runs from her basement. I know for a fact she makes good money from that source where she helps other lonely people get in touch with other swingers so they can exchange fluids with each other. Maybe it's time to make an anonymous phone call to the tax office and report her mother for not paying taxes. Blackmail might be the right option here. This family has made my life a living hell and her father is a drug addict that shoots himself up with heroin just to find some enjoyment from his miserable existence. Maybe I just need to calm down and go for a walk to clear my head but small things like these really drive me crazy. I told my parents the other day about how my girlfriend's mother runs a business called swingers union and they both erupted into laughter. They asked me how on earth that family even have any dignity left to leave their house. My girlfriend has 24 hours to unblock me from MSN or this relationship is over.